Life of an Enigma

one day at a time

Life's little mundanities.

N: "Chicken tikka masala, only £1.50 from Tesco!"
T: "I'd be interested to see how many pieces of chicken are in there.."
N: *pauses to read packet* "Contains 13% chicken it says."
T: "The Lidl's one has 13 pieces of chicken."
N: "Oooh."
T: "They're big pieces as well. I cut mine in half."