March 2011
6 posts
“Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.
Boldness has genius, power and...”
“Power of a lion! Look of a poodle.”
January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
4 posts
November 2010
5 posts
“Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in...”
– Julia Child
October 2010
7 posts
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WatchMemories of warm days and good friends.
“I think I would lose my faith, if it wasn’t for the miracles that happen...”
– lyrics by Christine Kane
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March 2010
2 posts
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“Pancakes is not just breakfast. Its an edible way of saying thank you for a...”
– Castle
November 2009
20 posts
1 tag
Missing: one pun
C: I've decided that's going to be the title of my book, "My life in Bubblewrap: the inability to tell the difference between big and small"
H: *snorts* That could go anywhere, that could.
C: "I know, don't even try to extrapolate anything from that." *laughs* "No pun intended..."
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An attempt to warm up this cold winter
Life's little mundanities.
N: "Chicken tikka masala, only £1.50 from Tesco!"
T: "I'd be interested to see how many pieces of chicken are in there.."
N: *pauses to read packet* "Contains 13% chicken it says."
T: "The Lidl's one has 13 pieces of chicken."
N: "Oooh."
T: "They're big pieces as well. I cut mine in half."
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I love...
…the sound of my bicycle’s wheels whizzing through shallow puddles. And to look back and see the dark tyre tracks following behind me.
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On my bike ride today
I saw:
❊ A crow taking a bath in a puddle
❊ Two squirrels carrying conkers home
❊ Two, no, three supermen handing out leaflets
“If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of...”
– Laurence J. Peter
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is it you? regina here.
“Hi, i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I am 25 y.o.girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not may email. Write me at [email]”
****
Spam can be amusing.
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The Sick Note (a.k.a. Murphy and the Bricks)
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Holy Crikiony!
I wish more people were inventive with their exclamations, it brightens my day when I hear a new one.
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“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an...”
– G. K. Chesterton
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Bah... humbug.
At about 3:36 this afternoon, 14th of November, an awful thing happened. The first Christmas tune was played in our store. At the first chinging and jingling of bells every member of staff froze, pointing at the speakers in shock. From now until Christmas we will hear the same dreadful remixes over and over and over…. and over.
It’s November, please can we have just a few weeks longer...
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October 2009
1 post
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“I was about to say that’s a nice hoodie, then I realised, that’s a...”
– One of a group of teenage boys walking by.
September 2009
12 posts
3 tags
“To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying ‘amen’ to what the...”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
7 tags
